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I [A/G]a[(3x222x)]m he as [A/g]yo [[A/G]C] [A/g]u are he as you a re me a nd we are all toget her
[S ee how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I’m cry ing
Expert texpert choking smokers don’t you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I’m crying
[[A/G]A]Si[D/F#]t tin[(2x023x)]g on a [A/g]c [D/f][A/G] [A/g]ornflake wai ting for the van t o co me
C orporation tee shirt stupid bloody Tuesday man
y ou’ve been a naughty boy you let your face grow long
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye
Crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess boy
you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Element’ry penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man
you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
CHORUS
I amam the e gg-man, they are the egg-men, I am the Walrus Go o goo g’ joob
[[A/G]M ister ci[A/G]ty [A/g]p’l [A/g]iceman sitti g prett y little p’lice me n in a row
[S ee how they fly like Lucy in the Sky see h ow they run
I'm cryi ng I’m cry - ing I’m cr ying I’m cry – i ng
BRIDGE
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[B]S itting in an Engl ish garden w aiting for the s un. If the sun don’t come
y [ou get a tan from standing in the English rain I am the egg-man…