When we got our
redundancy, myself and the boys went on the spree
A brand new passport in my hand as we
took off for The
Netherland
Myself, Dinny, O’Dwyer and Scut, at Schiphol we were all half cut
We opened up the duty-free, the
red lemonade and
brandy
And we jumped on board a tram
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
Our first stop was the coffee shop, in we went and we all sparked up
Hashish from Pakistan,
Morocco, Nepal and the
Lebanon
All the boys was rollin’ joints, they forgot to drink their pints
The water pipe came bubblin’ around, t
ook one pull and
hit The ground
Lads wake him if you can
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
Then we went to The Blarney Stone, Paddy Wynne had The Leinster Final on
The Lily Whites and The Boys in Blue,
the Taytos and Ma
jors
Over to Mulligan’s for the night, the bar was leppin’ And the band was shte
De Burgh, De Bono and De Wolfe Tones’til
Dinny grabbed The
microphone
And gave us Van The Man
Oh The weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
Then Macker sez while we’re here we’ll go and have a look at The kinky gear
I said a quiet prayer I wouldn’t
bump into anyone from
Kildare
Big dildos, blow-up dolls, snap-on tools and hairy Balls
Vibrators, whips and chains and
zips and fanny
ticklers
God between us and all harm
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
Then we went for a midnight walk, all our eyes were out On stalks
Gay bars, bordellos, m
odels in the windows
with no Clothes
Dinny he danced all night with a South American Transvestite
Everything was goin’ grand until
Dinny tried to
drop the hand…
Pandemonium
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
The bouncer she was 5′ 10″, Lowland Heavyweight Champion
She hit Dinny an awful box, the boys r
an amok and Wreck
ed the shop
We could hear the squad cars getting near, it’s time Lads we were out of here
Dinny pulled up his tights and we
disappeared in
to the Night
All together now one by one
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam
Queen Beatrix she rides her bike, Rembrandt is hangin’ Down in The Rijk
Ajax, Heineken, Van Gogh, The
Gargle and The
Ghanja
Monday morning we were all half cracked, we dived into The Kaisergracht
They fished us out, hosed us down and
put us on the Plane to
Dublin
Home to the Mammy again
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in
Oh The Weekend that we
spent in Amster
dam